passions run riot, aren't you tired of meaningless conflicts?;

[recrypt]

Comments

[chaoticlootral]

Me! And, just curious mostly. Magnus said you were heavy when you landed on him, and we figure something was up. Just seemed like a reasonable guess, based on the robots I know.

[recrypt]

Well, in that case, just because you're you...

Surprise, you got me. I'm a robot. Or a Doll would be the technical term, really, but that's just splitting hairs.

[chaoticlootral]

Eh, I don't mind a little hair splitting. Like, people keep lumping me in with "human" and it's like. No! That's elf-racist. I'm totally different.

You seem pretty handy with the whole, um, cat herding thing.

[recrypt]

Didn't you know that every living, breathing, two legged person is a human?

[ but anyway. ]

Don't get used to it. It's entirely too much attention and pressure and general usefulness to ask from a simple doll like me on a regular basis~ ♪

[chaoticlootral]

I would never ask anyone to do anything difficult, unless I am being asked to do something difficult, in which case someone will have to do it for me.

[recrypt]

And I'd hate to ask anyone to do anything they didn't want to, so I guess that works out for the both of us.