come into the world, what's reverberating is an exquisite concerto of raison d'etre;

[recrypt]

what the hell is a comics shitpost i'm cry

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[recrypt]

[ cool, here they are, building castles in the sand. i'm glad that uh

all the sand she's collecting is slowly but surely beginning to look a little. frosty? but anyway.

... ]

And what, exactly, are we going to do after this when it's done? ... At what point do you call a castle done, anyway?

[vigilantics]

We pose dramatically in front of it! To show off our creation.

[ just because they can. ]

... but once we feel satisfied with it.

[recrypt]

Shame we don't have anything to take selfies with here, huh...

[ oh well. ]

... Well, it's going to need a moat at the very least. I won't accept anything less.

[vigilantics]

What shall our moat size be? Just, you know, your average moat, or a moat where we are very clearly trying to show off?

[recrypt]

It'll have to be a functional defensive structure at minimum. We can work up to grander displays after.

[vigilantics]

Working our way up... got it.

[ she looks around. ]

Let's pick the perfect spot.

[recrypt]

... there are spots?

[ it all just looks like level sand. ]

[vigilantics]

Yes! Like, we don’t want something too close to the water or else a wave might knock it down before we’re finished, but we don’t want something too far away or else it’s going to be a pain in the ass.

[recrypt]

Hmm. I guess that makes sense. So it's less any one specific spot, and more just making sure you're in the right zone for it...

[vigilantics]

Right! Many people have made this rookie mistake, so we must make sure we do not also fall to it.

[recrypt]

Ah, of course. All for the sake of making sure our legacy lasts longer than it would otherwise.

This sandcastle will have to withstand the test of time, after all.

[vigilantics]

People will visit it, and wonder who built such an impressive monument... there will be so many conspiracy theories surrounding it.

[ aliens built this sandcastle ]

[recrypt]

The sides will be perfectly divisible by pi. I'll do all the math and calculations for it.

[ aliens built this sandcastle. ]

[vigilantics]

I will trust that they will be the most math-y walls of all time.

[ steph, like francy, does not know a math ]

[recrypt]

I'm a computer. It really doesn't get that much more math-y than that.

[vigilantics]

Please help me with my homework when we get out of here.

[recrypt]

You say that like I'll be around to do so.

[vigilantics]

In the chance that it is possible...

[recrypt]

My time isn't cheap, in that case.

[vigilantics]

Ah... tutors... just like back home.

[recrypt]

Honestly, is math really that bad?

[vigilantics]

We had to keep doing math in the castle, so I want to avoid it even more.